Archer i am jesus christ malory tv#

While Archer downs a Yerba mate and Caña smoothie with a WD-40 float out of a vase (perhaps to avoid having bionic Barry and Katya flashbacks), Lana deduces that Conway’s cybernetic arm was installed by Krieger (Archer: Jesus Christ! Will he not rest until we’ve all been enslaved by Skynet?) and Conway further reveals that he still has to get computer files that contain the real identity of every US agent in Central and South America and which the Argentinians are threatening to deliver to the Soviets. But actually without the honey and lemon… and the teaĪrcher: Yeah but I doubt the robot has any bourbon and I’m not in the mood for a WD-40 and Coke… unless that’s literally the only thing to drink. Lana: …stabbed you in the back, that you won’t do anything revengey and stupid when he opens the door?Īrcher: Hmm… I… wanna say… REVENGE RAMPAGE!Ĭommence extended mano y mano fight between Archer and Conway during which Lana prepares to make tea and Archer discovers that Conway’s hand (pulled off by Lana in the first season) has been replaced by a bionic one.Īrcher: Oh good, you’re making tea… because I could use some… with honey and lemon… and bourbon. Lana: Can you promise that even though Conway… Their discussion is cut short when they arrive at Conway’s location: He suggests his mother and Woodhouse, which, if you’ve watched any of the show’s previous five seasons, you’ll likely agree with Lana that an alcoholic narcissistic shrew and the junkie butler she pays to mind her son would be terrible parent material. Later, on the ground in Argentina, Archer initiates the episode’s subplot by arguing with Lana about what to do with Baby AJ if something should happen to the both of them on a mission. That doesn’t really explain the whole back stabbing thing, but we’ll put a pin in that one for now. Turns out the whisper drive was a phony the CIA wanted the Chinese to have so they hired Stern to dupe them. Hey, remember that one time way back in the first season when Conway Stern (not his real name) – the whisper drive-stealing, uncircumcised, black-jewish, diversity double whammy – stabbed Archer in the back (literally)? Archer sure does! Although he begins to worry he’s been misusing the word “literally” his entire life when Mallory accepts a new mission from their new CIA boss, (just) Slater (“It’s a mononym, like…”), to extract a freelancer who’s had his cover blown on secret mission in Buenos Aires and that freelancer is none other than…. Otherwise, please enjoy reliving All the Best Parts of Archer…

Archer i am jesus christ malory tv#

It’s one of the funniest shows on TV and you’re going to want to get on that. If you haven’t already watched Season 6, Episode 2 of Archer, you should be doing that right now. Needless to say, there are spoilers ahead.